i haven't had sex with a perfect stranger for 2 days shy of a week

[Henoch]

i am feeling so virginesque!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why not just say 5 days?

 

[Henoch]

Cause a week sounds less slutish.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This thread makes me want to look at vids of naked men touching each other.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had sex with a stranger but he sure wasn't perfect!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:rimshot:

WHAT FUCKING GOBBER DELETED THAT SMILEY???

 

[Henoch]

PERFECTION IS VERY IMPORTANT 2 ME!

Not that it matters.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL

 

[The Dork Lord]

PERFECT

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, dying at 40 is surely the definition of perfect!

 

[Cassie]

I wonder if the steroids made his wenis shrivel.

SORRY FOR THE CHEAPSHOT AT THE WRESTLER OK?

 

[The Dork Lord]

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was cocaine that killed him in the end, SO TAKE THAT BACK.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Death makes us all perfect!