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I heard in England.....

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When someone knocks you up-it really means they are waking you up.
Like the woman says, "I'm going to go Knock Jim up" and the Americans feeling all akward say, "Um Julia, you can't knock Jim up" And her not getting it-well they eventually find out that it means she was going to wake him up, and something about doors, and stuff, and knocking or something. Is this true?
 
Oh yeah, I forgot to say all names in the above scenario have been changed.
 
Nope, knock you up here means the same as it does over there
 
Fag means cigarette, they lock up their dumpsters, and you can't get into the good dance clubs with sneakers and/or jeans...
 
Oh yeah, and everything is SUPER MEGA EXPENSIVE!
 
Plus, YOU CAN'T TOUCH STONEHENGE! they have a LEETLE TINY ROPE AROUND IT! like a foot high!

Ours is better anyway (In Wa ST) it's still intact, has a better veiw, (The Columbia river and Valley, vs a FIELD) it's next to a REAL CASTLE (From Queen Mary of teh Scots?) that's been converted to an art museum...

They have the better giftshop, tho ;)
 
The Dork Lord said:
Fag means cigarette, they lock up their dumpsters, and you can't get into the good dance clubs with sneakers and/or jeans...
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By sneakers, you mean trainers?
By dumpsters you mean skips or bins?
 
The Dork Lord said:
Oh yeah, and everything is SUPER MEGA EXPENSIVE!
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That's because your $ has half the value of a quid. Besides, everything is cheaper outside of London.
 
It was still pretty pricey in Portsmouth!
 
The nice thingtho, was that The Dandy Warhols (a Portland band) were much bigger over there then they ever were in the US...
 
I'm from Brighton!
 
Not from there.
 
Yeah Fidelis Way. Corner of Commonwealth and Washington, just up from Brighton Centre.
 
All things considered, I had much more fun there, than in France.
 
Gagh said:
That's because your $ has half the value of a quid. Besides, everything is cheaper outside of London.
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6 MONTHS LATER £1 = $1.40. LOL @ Failing Global Markets.
 
Gagh said:
6 MONTHS LATER £1 = $1.40. LOL @ Failing Global Markets.
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I think it may be time for a vacation soon. ;)
 
I wouldn't mind going back at some point.

Everyone's so polite there.
 
No they fucking aren't, you pulsating bucket of animated turtle sperm.























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