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I heckled Sir Patrick Stewart about England's inability to beat the US soccer team.

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
And he laughed.
 
Did he come back with "I can see your belly from here!" even though it didn't really make much sense?
 
Was there any nudity?
 
Did you lick his head?
 
did he play the flute....


FUCK YOU CORDEN!!! YOU FUCKING FAT FUCKER, WHERE'S YOUR FLUTE EH? EH? PICARD PWNS YOU PIG MAN!!! BRING A TROMBONE, PICARDS FLUTE FUCKING BITCH SLAPS YOU , CUNT...
 
Did you offer him some earl gray tea?

(I heard he dislikes the stuff)
 
Did you give him a Stone Cold Stunner, then Rock Bottom him through a table?
 
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GUL MACET RAPED HIM
 
Menty, when did you grab that pic of him in the England shirt?
 
'cause I've got better ones....

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Oh yeah... exif available.
 
We auctioned it off after he signed it.

Went for $380 cash.
 
Did Sir Patrick Stewart not have his teeth in?
 
He doesn't wear false teeth.

Besides, did you take a look at those guns? Holy shit.
 
You know he's got like a 12 pack underneath that muscle tee.
 

It's what his signature looks like.

He's definitely still in shape, though. I remember the first time we saw how built he was in FC it was a bit of a surprise, looks like he kept fit ever since.
 
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