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i hope everyone had a wonderful holiday

Ishcabittle

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i left town without a computer, just my phone, and i got to tell you - it's kinda liberating. i could still email, i could still browse the web, watch media, etc., but it was a hell of a lot easier to forget to and just relax with family. so that's where i've been.

did everyone do well with presents and new year's kisses? i went and bought my lady guitar hero world tour with the drum kit, and she's getting better at drums than me - my this time next year we'll have a band going, keep your fingers crossed for us.

next up, rock band beatles, we're super excited about it, it looks gorgeous.
 
Ishy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
word up bumba clart.
 
Did you have a very patrick swayze xmas?
 
what do u mean looking all ill and dying?
 
LoL...it's an inside joke that ishy will get. ;)
 
WELL EXFUCKINGCUSE ME!
 
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Ishcabittle. WE MISS YOU EVERY DAY YOU ARE GONE, I ODN'T CARE IF YOU WERE HAVING A NICE TIME WITH YOUR OTHER FAMILY YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR ABANDONING US. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUR ELF CANDY? I STARTED SEEING BUGS CRAWLING EVERYWHERE AFTER ONLY A DAY WITHOUT IT. I WAS FORCED TO HUNT CAPTAIN KIRK DOWN FOR HIS STASH BUT HE HID IT IN JANEWAY'S BUN AND SHE'S A REAL BITCH ABOUT THAT CANDY.
 
*wanks to new Ish post*
 
ish is a legend in the game, u all decide what game tho im to apathetic to choose one, but hes a legend none the less.
 
My son was at his Mom's house for 10 days, which was sad. So to lift our spirits, LG and I had sex in every room of the house. Twice.
 
I want to hear L_G get off. No really I do. I want to know if she screams, moans, is silent. Yes I want to know these things. But you should not say them here, because that would be very rude and disrespectful.

Ish, do you have an ice cream cone?
 
^^She's loud (when she can be...we do have a 5-year-old in the house at times) and is a screamer. At least with me she is. But I'm good like that.
 
its all in the name, i tend to make girls whimper and moan and sound like they crying.
 
Mmm thank you. Ish your turn.
 
i'm pretty quiet until the big moment, where i usually say things like, "BAH!! ORMM!! CHO!!" and cross my eyes. i also snap my toes a lot, involuntarily.
 
No-one has a nice cum face. Apparantly Charlie Sheen looks like Joseph Goebbels.
 
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