I hope when you die you get statisitcs

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wanking Statistics: If you wank 9 million times in say 30 years, your Wank Rate (WR) is 822 per day. This could very well cause permanent damage to the hand and wanking wrist. Play safe.

I'm only in my early 40s and I've already been wanking for 27 years.

OMG WILL I REACH 9 MILLION WANKS BEFORE GAGH REACHES 1 MILLION POSTS??????

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't find out until you die, remember.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Good point. All results are FINAL.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Most wanked over person of all time: yourself in a mirror.

Good. I'm not the only one who does that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why settle for anything less than perfection.

 

[Cassie]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU BETTER GET SOMETHING

 

[Cassie]

A shower massage?

 

[CaptainWacky]

A fucking trophy.