I just ate some Mushrooms I found in the yard

[starguard]

They were VERY big, and once cleaned didnt taste too bad. Right now I think I'm hallucianating from them, but its cool. I found them at the bottom of a tree!

I keep seeing strange shit!

 

[Loktar]

Those were for Mario he's-a gonna pissed.

 

[starguard]

Now I'm getting the shivers, I have to go to the john for a dump, and it won't come out. It's like its stuck in there!

 

[Loktar]

Now I'm getting the shivers, I have to go to the john for a dump, and it won't come out. It's like its stuck in there!

Gargamel is gonna be pissed that you ate the whole Smurf village and didn't save him a bite.

 

[starguard]

They all tasted good, but they are REALLY starting to fuck with my head now. My ass feels like its about to explode and no matter how hard I push while on the toilet, nothing wants to come out.


I'm also starting to get some really serious dizzy spells

 

[starguard]

Dude...I think it's time for me to go to the hospital....seriously

 

[Loktar]

Is this you, starguard?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-eats-hottest-chili-in-the-world.html

 

[Seph]

when they demanded he ate his bread i lulzed

 

[Seph]

http://www.break.com/index/kid-versus-sheep-showdown.html

 

[Conchaga]

Did the mushrooms look like this one?

 

[Seph]

if this is true starguard u have cemented the title of blahtard.

 

[starguard]

I took some Alka Seltzer right before going to bed last night and slept on it. Now I feel a LOT better. I have the runs now, but at least it's not blocked up anymore. I'm not eating shit growing in the yard anymore!!

 

[Seph]

you sir are an asshat!

 

[starguard]

My wife just told me that she saw the dogs urinating on them two days ago. I dont know if she was joking but........

 

[Seph]

STFU BlahTard