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I just finished masturbating

Cinch

Cinch

Axe Wielding Maniac
I'd like to go again but my arm is killing me.

One is just never enough. I need to find me a robot to date.

Or just to fuck.
 
Philadelphia, get down here. I'll satisfy your urge for at least a month.
 
Unfortunately, the machines never hit the right rhythm and the lack of variety is boring rather than sexy.

On the bright side, my arm IS feeling much better.
 
I almost ended up in Philadelphia a few months back.
 
This is the nipples so hard lady isn't it?

Jeez, change the record.
 
Some people really like sexy sexy sex sex sex.

I have yet to figure out why. I mean sex is nice, but it's not like a bacon sandwich or anything.
 
As much as I hate to admit it, bacon may be good, but sex is better and it won't end up giving you a heart condition at 30.
 
What about Muslim bacon.
 
Cinch:
Pics or it didn't happen.

Ha!
 
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