I just finished rogering a kettle

[Fuddlemiff]

FYI


It was like totally hot and steamy.

 

[Dr Dave]

Fuddlemiff, i've told you this a thousand times... Tea Kettles are for making tea with not sexual intercourse.

 

[Loktar]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
When Fuddlemiff rogers me, hear me shout
oh my, white foamy tea coming out my spout!

 

[Conchaga]

I like to roger while on pot.

Does that count?

 

[headvoid]

OMG I HAVE AN ERECTION!

Can someone pos rep me?

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle [one hand on hip], here is my spout [other arm out straight]
When Fuddlemiff rogers me, hear me shout
oh my, white foamy tea coming out my spout!

You're going to get Fuddleteapotmiff all hot and bothered.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Silly boy. The milk comes last!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm going to take my kettle into the bath.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've heard of wanking with a tea cozy, but not this.

 

[Dr Dave]

A watched Fuddle never cums.

 

[Loktar]

A watched Fuddle never cums.

Except when you accidentally brush his thing while putting money in his g-string.