I Just Got An Email...

[Cranky Bastard]

with the subject title:

"Your dick will explode"



:|




I can't imagine wanting to buy a drug that causes my dick to explode....




:|

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Maybe it's aimed at porn star suicide bombers. Report it to Homeland Security.

:lisandra:

 

[Cassie]

Maybe you weren't supposed to open it, maybe it was your wife's email..

 

[Dr Dave]

I remember hearing about the clinical trials of that stuff.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

About as bad as "Your tits will explode"

 

[Dr Dave]

But more amuseing

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've had that a few times and also "your dick will IMPLODE".

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Exploding penii are funny in theory, but I can't imagine driving a car to market with a burlap sack of ticking dicks with the intent of harming others.

But that's me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had a dream once where my dick swelled up real big and I kept rubbing it on sandpaper.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I've never dreamt of my dick. I don't think anyone else has either.

 

[CaptainWacky]

KeiraKnightley might disagree.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

My balls are always bouncing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LIKE TITS

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Some tit.s

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I had a dream once where my dick turned into a long ream like spaghetti, only dick girthed and once I finally found the end I sucked it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good one! I've had the boring "teeth falling out" dream a few times.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I've had that. What the FUCK is that about!? It's scarily realistic that one is.

 

[Cassie]

What? you dream that your teeth fall out?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You've never had it? I thought it was a cultural meme.

 

[Cassie]

I don't remember if I did. When I was a druggie I dreamed of almost getting high a lot. Sometimes I have weird sex dreams, though.