I Just Got An Email...

[Fuddlemiff]

Why'd you dream of getting high while being a druggy? Isn't that like one of us dreaming about walking up the road or turning on a tap, you know, ordinary everyday things like that? I always dream about really odd/unlikely happenings.

You've never had it? I thought it was a cultural meme.

Not exactly a meme. I know a lot of people who've had that dream, but I only found that out after I had it a mentioned it to them. I don't think we're induced into having that dream by surrounding culture. Everyone talks about falling dreams, but I've never had one of those.

 

[Cassie]

If you're sleeping you're not high.. well not on speed anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.dreamdoctor.com/common/teeth2.shtml

So it can mean, umm, anything, really.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

In my dreams I often find myself growing until I can't fit in rooms and such anymore.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

^ BIG HEAD!

That dream doctor person was useless. Hopefully I'll remember that next time I have a tooth dream and I'll realise what's going on.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Has your dick exploded yet?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sure! AND HOW!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How indeed.

 

[Ishcabittle]

BOOM!

 

[Cassie]

POW

 

[Ishcabittle]

KABANG

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SPLURT SPLURT SPLURT SPLURT cigarette

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shilpa Shetty?

 

[Cassie]

Shetland pony?

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Maybe it's not an ad for drugs, but maybe a terrorist note. If I were him I'd check for ticking and see if anyone attached a timer to said dick.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would his dick get 70 virgins if it was blown up by terrorists?

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

It's a lie. There are no virgins in heaven. Just Catholic girls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll settle for that.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Catholic girls are cunts. They'll only put out a few times and then clam up. Protestant sluts are better.