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I just got word
- Thread starter Dr Dave
- Start date
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
At least it wasn't the Diana Zombie.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
I don't really follow the Royals, but I plan on visiting England in the next 4 years, so just to get it straight:
-If the Queen bites you, you turn into a lizard person
-If Zombie Diana bites you, you become a zombie (logical)
-If Prince Charles bites you, you lose all ability to distinguish between 'fit' and 'uglier than a sack of clubbed baby seals'
-If Harry or Wills bites you... nuffink.
-If the corpse of John Lennon bites you, you develop a fondness for fugly Asian women
Did I forget anything?
-If the Queen bites you, you turn into a lizard person
-If Zombie Diana bites you, you become a zombie (logical)
-If Prince Charles bites you, you lose all ability to distinguish between 'fit' and 'uglier than a sack of clubbed baby seals'
-If Harry or Wills bites you... nuffink.
-If the corpse of John Lennon bites you, you develop a fondness for fugly Asian women
Did I forget anything?