I just had lunch with my mom

[SAUSAGEMAN]

She described one of her students thusly: "Like Scarlett Johansson, but pretty."

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

This is in the wrong forum, possibly.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Is your mum a BB housemate/house guest or former BB housemate/house guest?

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Is ScarJo?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She stars in her own private BB show where she's both a housemate and cameraman.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BB = BIG BOOBEEZ

 

[The Tomtrek]

Tell your mum that ScarJo is hot.

Show her the leaked pictures if you must.

 

[Dr Dave]

That would be the proper thing to do.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ScarJo is hot yes.

 

[Henoch]

She described one of her students thusly: "Like Scarlett Johansson, but pretty."

Do you love your mother enough to take a bullet in the head for her? I'm just curious.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

Probably not.