I just hung up on Pat Boone!!

[Cassie]

lol.. I should have listened to the recording. He is a wacknut.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was he endorsing a candidate, or just asking for money for a 40 ounce?

 

[Dr Dave]

We got some call about medicare, i should check the message to see if it was from Pat Boone.

 

[Cassie]

I don't know what he was endorsing, because I hung up on him before I found out. THEN I kicked myself for hanging up, it's sort of a instant reaction I have to recorded political messages... err not the kicking but the hanging up. I searched online to see what he's up to, but all I could find out was about Kentucky. Maybe he will call back! I'm sure he's putting his considerable political clout behind some homophobic (IN THE CLOSET) Republican.

HEY PAT IF YOU'RE READING THIS CALL ME, OK?

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't leave Cassie like this!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You never know, he went through that heavy metal/leather phase in the 90s...

 

[The Dork Lord]

My mom once told me we're actually related to Pat Boone.

We're also related to Daniel Boone, but I don't know if that makes up for it...

 

[Cassie]

No... it doesn't, lol.

 

[The Dork Lord]

 

[Dr Dave]

How sure of this being related to a Boone are you?

 

[Cassie]

I still don't know why Pat Boone is calling people in Florida. Nothing turns up on google

 

[Dershocka]

You never know, he went through that heavy metal/leather phase in the 90s...

Thanks for finding my next av.

 

[Cassie]

Sexay!

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has gone blind?

 

[starbys]

I need a Boonie hat to cover up my eyes.

 

[The Dork Lord]

How sure of this being related to a Boone are you?

It might actually have been Daniel's wife...

I have no proof, if that's what you mean.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I pledged money to Fred Thompson's campaign and then didn't send any. Take that you wrinkly old cradle robber.

Meh, I'll probably vote for him.