I just realised I haven't wanked this year

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've already lost count.

 

[Love Child]

Lets see.
1 on the road
1 in bed
1 after that time
1 that other time

Thats all I can remember.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I wanked twice while reading this. AT WORK, BITCHES.

(Oh, don't judge. Who hasn't wanked at work!?)

(Liar.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Working at home has its advantages, eh?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wanking at home does too.

 

[Dr Dave]

Mostly that the cops don't have to have a talk with you.

 

[starbys]

Take two Viagra and call someone in the morning!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still only twice.

 

[starbys]

Two Viagra... two wanks.... see the connection?

 

[Dr Dave]

yay for pillz!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's cheating.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Watching porn could be considered cheating, too.

 

[Dr Dave]

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do!

 

[CaptainWacky]

my mind isn't the same

 

[Cassie]

I just make up hot and dirty sex in my head with whoever I'm perving on at the time. IT COULD BE YOU OR WILLIAM SHATNER OR YOU OR YOU OR YOU.

 

[CaptainWacky]

three

 

[The Dork Lord]

I just make up hot and dirty sex in my head with whoever I'm perving on at the time. IT COULD BE YOU OR WILLIAM SHATNER OR YOU OR YOU OR YOU.

I bet it's never me.

 

[Cassie]

I think you're starting to sound a bit obsessed!

lol.. DON'T FUCK WITH ME DORK LORD OR YOU WILL REGRET IT maybe not WHATEVER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

i'm the one with a masturbation log going here

 

[starbys]

The near empty masturbation log lol