I just realised something...

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She likes to let Woody Allen look at them.

 

[whisky]

Yowsers!

Got a bit of a spotty face though.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well that's her ruined then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

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Under The Skin looks interesting (dark picture though!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Update for 2014: she's pregnant. This seems to be a good thing.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GOOD LORD SHE HAS PORN TITS AND SHE'S NOT EVEN HALFWAY ALONG! :scared:

 

[Love Child]

And skin everywhere!

 

[whisky]

That'll put the yowsers back in your trousers.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jeeeeeeezus!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Will they digitally make her breasts look smaller in Avengers 2 to avoid continuity issues?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe the story will take place in zero gravity!

 

[whisky]

They could just have her not wear a bra.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Her beasts looked really big in Age of Ultron.

UPDATED FOR 2015: SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS STILL A HUMAN WOMAN WHO EXISTS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Soon no-on ewill laugh in an post modern ironic fashion when Ricky Gervais takes over the mechanisms of state saying "It's only a joke, I'm not really locking up the cripples!"

Posted in 2006 you're a fuckdamn prophet.

Will they digitally make her breasts look smaller in Avengers 2 to avoid continuity issues?

They digitally removed her pregnancy but kept her pregnancy breasts.

UPDATE FOR 2019: Scarlett Johansson is still physically attractive.

https://gfycat.com/blaringscaredhorse (Just in case Menty ever makes it so we can't post gifcats here!)

Join me again in, like 2023 for "Scarlett Johansson is still physically attractive in 2023"!

 

[Dr Dave]

Nice.