I just want to die

[Tisiphone]

I feel like shit, I'm here at work for a show that ALREADY HAS FUCKING CAPTIONS ON IT AND I SWEAR TO THE GODS IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT RICK KAMLA'S FACE I WILL KILL SOMEONE

But I have to get better for the party tonight. I'll have that nice cokehead look going.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Also something about BREASTS. I don't know. You fill that part in.

 

[Tisiphone]

Here's some cleavage for you:

 

[Yub]

I feel badly for you, Tisi. Come down to the Badlands, we'll make you feel better.

 

[Tisiphone]

But all my loved ones are up here, Yub.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do you have to cap it if it already has caps?

 

[Tisiphone]

I didn't, I just monitored the captions to make sure they stayed on, which any FUCKING REMOTE CAPTIONER COULD HAVE FUCKING DONE

Then, it turns out they are repeating the same show on NBA TV until noon, so I don't know why they had me do 6-7 am when there was no one following me.

FUCKING COCKSUCKERS

Bloomberg is up next, but that's a punchback, which means I have the file already because on the weekend Bloomberg repeats the same shows. I just sit there for an hour and press the space bar.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's all redtape.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Tisi is the cogs that turn the machine or something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wheels within wheels.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CC RIDER!

CC RIDER!