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I KEEP PUNCHING MYSELF

I dissagree. I used to get punched a lot. I have to say, it sucked. Even whilst sparring, it sucked.
 
Yes. It hurts too much to make a hobby of it, unless you really fly into a serious hazy rage - say once a year and punch a wall or cupboard repeatedly - OMG I DID IT ONCE IN THE HORSE AND HOUNDS IN BRIGHTON IN THE TOILETS AND PUNCHED THE METAL HAND DRIER OFF THE WALL AND SMASHED IT INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES AND STILL I FELT NO BETTER LOL
 
I also tore the cloth on the pool table in The Branch Tavern for no reason OMFG LOL WHAT A WILD CHILD~!~~!~! THAT EASILY COMPARES TO STEALING A CAR IN A DRUG INDUCED HAZE AND LEADING THE POLICE ON A MERRY CHASE LOL!
 
I WAS THE BADDEST OF THE BAD BOYS



ONLY PROBLEM WAS I WAS WEARING MY BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE STAR TREK T-SHIRT WHEN I GOT ARRESTED SO I LOST SOME CRED.
 
Does it fuck! The absurdity of it makes it an even better scene to mentally picture! - If only you were wearing Ferengi ears at the time as well!
 
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