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I KNEW IT!!!

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
zombieJesus.jpg
 
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!
 
Why is he holding a sign instead actually saying BRRRAAAAIIINNNSSS?
 
Because he only spoke in that foreign Mel Gibson language?

I think Zombie Jeebus should have updated his look to be more hip and badass, like SPOIKE.
 
But he's Zombie Jesus. He could speak English if he wanted to.
 
Except that it hadn't been invented yet and no one would have understood him.
 
WE WOULD UNDERSTANT!!! DON'T WE COUNT FOR NOTHING IN THIS SCENARIOS>?
 
JESUS SPOKE ENGLISH AND HIS SKIN WAS LILY WHITE
 
LILY TOMLIN IS JESUS SHOCKER?
 
Hitler Kitty wonders if Zombie jesus and Satan Claus still hate each other!
 
Hitler Kitty needs his belly tickled!
 
Oh man, you're so going to hell...I'll bring the movies you bring the drinks.
 
Hell doesn't exist.
 
I thought Jesus took better care of his nails
 
If I was a paedophile, I'd want to go to purgatory when I died, to be with all the unbaptised babies.

But I'm not!
 
Purgatory doesn't exist.
 
Phew!
 
HOW CONVENIANT!
 
B UT WOT ABOUT LIMBO??? IF IT NO LOGNER EXISTS THEN WHATA BOUT THAT GAME? SHOULD WE CALL IT HELL OR SOMETHING?? I'M OK WITH THAT BECAUSE IT SURE IS BORING AS HELL. OR WE COULD CALL IT FUCK, BECASE IT IS BORING AS FUCK TOO.
 
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