I KNOW HOW DA OCEANIC SIX GET OFF THE ISLAND

[CaptainWacky]

THEY SAIL AWAY IN THE JACK/KATE SHIP. GET IT, I'M USING "SHIP" TO MEAN SHIP AS WELL AS "REALATIONSHP", GIRLFRIEND!

 

[whisky]

oh no you didn't!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL
THE KATE/JACK SHIP IS LIKE THE TITANIC ONLY IT WON'T SINK
THE DESMOND/PENNY SHIP IS A LUXURY LINER
THE JULIET/BEN SHIP IS A SPOOKY PIRATE SHIP
THE DANIEL/CHARLOTTE SHIP IS A LITTLE RUBBER DHINGY

 

[whisky]

the Jin/sun ship is a slow boat to china?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I LYKE JULIETTE SHE IS A WELL-PERT LASS WITH NOICE BREAST-PARTS. AND SHE IS ALSO MARRIED TO SANTA CLAUS A/K/A TV'S TIM ALLEN.

 

[whisky]

really?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Si Senor.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Elizabeth Mitchell is not married to Tim Allen.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

NO BUYT SHE PLAID MRSUS CLAWS IN "DA SANTA CLAWS 2: SANTA LIKES BIG BOOTY".

Look it up on imdb.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ooooh, in that case...

*BOOGIES*

 

[Cassie]

The Kate/Sawyer ship is like Enterprise; CANCELED.

 

[whisky]

I dont know, if they do end up going back to the island, it could be on, as in getting it on

 

[Cassie]

I think Kate and Sawyer are hotter than Kate and Jack, but that's because Jack is an emo fuckface. I hope they go back to the island and Kate tells Jack to 'GO CRY EMO-KID'.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Penny/Desmond is the only one I care about. And Locke/Boone, obviously.

 

[Cassie]

I'm scared for Desmond again. I don't think he's one of the Oceanic 6.. so I'm hoping he went back to the island or Penny shows up OR SOMETHING BUT NOT DEATH.