I know the truth about Cassie

[Cassie]

OMGOMGOMGOMGCLOSETOMGOMGOMGCATOMGOMGOMLOVERGOGMOGMOGJOGMAEOFHASLKEF!!!

Haha.. lame

 

[Loktar]

What, really? I can't see how anyone could get that impression from the Mine Field.

Yeah really.

*dances a silly jig*

*farts*

 

[Gagh]

MY FEET ARE CASED IN LEAD SOCKS FROM THE AMAZON.

 

[Cassie]

FEET OF LEAD?

 

[FBI parte due]

Feet of AIDS SOCKS.

 

[Gagh]

DO NOT JOKE ABOUT THE AIDS. IT MAY HAVE BEEN CURSED UPON ME.

 

[FBI parte due]

LOKTAR'S A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!

 

[Cassie]

Oh crap.. don't tell me idiots can put curses on us

 

[Gagh]

Tom Cruise caused the Hindenburg to crash and burn, so maybe yes.

Wait, shouldn't I have posted that in Wacky's buried MAKE UP LIES ABOUT TOM CRUISE thread?

 

[Loktar]

LOKTAR'S A WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!

I prefer to be called a Warlock since I'm minus titties and a vagina.

 

[Gagh]

^That is open to debate.

 

[Loktar]

^That is open to debate.

O RLY?

 

[Gagh]

O RLY?

CUNT RLY.

 

[Loktar]

CUNT RLY.

More like NOT RLY. If I had boobs and a vagina I'd be standing naked in front of a mirror all day and not spend all day spamming up the internets.

 

[Gagh]

Best get off and do that then.

 

[Loktar]

Best get off and do that then.

Except I don't have titties or a vagina.

 

[Gagh]

You can always pretend. Go do that. Film it. Somebody might pay you to do it.

Bye. See you later.

 

[Cassie]

tittiesvaginatittiesvaginetittiesvagina

 

[Loktar]

You can always pretend. Go do that. Film it. Somebody might pay you to do it.

Bye. See you later.

Its more fun being a thorn in your side though. Seeing you call me a cunt or a fuckwit is the highlight of my sad, pathetic, lonely life.

 

[Cassie]

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?