I know why the elephant man was deformed

[whisky]

residual DNA from the alien chestburster.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

John Merrick is not an animal.

 

[whisky]

Hes a human being with a larval stage alien embeded in his chest

 

[Kerb Crawler]

And a potato sack with an eye cut out for a mask.

Hell, he's practically a superhero!

 

[whisky]

Is it an elephant, is it a jumbo plane, no, its elephant man!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Michael Jackson keeps him as a slave now.