I LIKE BIG DUCKS AND I CANNOT LIE

[CaptainWacky]

YOU ###### BROTHERS CAN't DEYN...

 

[Lilac]

BUT DO THE BIG DUCKS LIKE YOU AND CAN THEY LIE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WACKY LAY OFF THE QUACKPIPE LOL THAT WAS CLEVER EH

 

[CaptainWacky]

/i dont'get it

 

[Tisiphone]

The waists are small and the bills are kicking

 

[CaptainWacky]

AISLEYNE IS THE BEST YOU KNOW IT MAAAAAAAAN

 

[Gagh]

LA FACE WIV DA OAKLAND ORANGE SUACE

 

[Tisiphone]

CHEEZE WHIZ BITCHES

 

[Gagh]

I WANT YOU POKER FACE SMASH ME IN THE FACE

 

[Tisiphone]

I'LL SMASH YOU WITH MY TITS

*BOP BOP*

NOW YOU'VE GOT TWO BLACK EYES

 

[Gagh]

DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW
DO THEY WOBBLE TOO AND FRO
CAN YOU TOSS THEM OVER YOUR SHOULDER
SO THAT THEY LAND ON CHER'S PLASTIC BOULDERS
DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW?

 

[Tisiphone]

And my balls are always bouncing
And my balls are always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

 

[Gagh]

HOLIDAY! I HAVE SEEN BIG BALLS (MY OWN) OH HOL-I-DAY!

 

[Tisiphone]

Did they move to the left and to the right?

 

[curiousa2z]

this thread is

,

man!

 

[Tisiphone]

Your penguin agrees with you!

 

[Gagh]

tHE pENGUIN. IT Conspires to steal all of my ties!

 

[curiousa2z]

and I am helpless to stop it!

all those years we watched Pingu he was SUBVERTING OUR WILL TO RESIST

 

[Cassie]

I'M ALL IN WITH THE DUCKS.

 

[curiousa2z]

OMG WHO ARE RELATED TO PENGUINS! :scared:



It's all becoming horribly clear to me now what's been going on here!