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I LIKE CATS, I LIKE BREAD, I LIKE ALL THE THINGS IN MY HEAD

Yes, I would find that most acceptable.
 
Okay, I guess you'd have to ask them how many kills they have before you hit the finishing blow.
 
that sounds mean and stuff
 
Well, I wouldn't become a serial killer if it meant I'd have to be mean, so let's forget the whole thing.
 
WASN'T THERE A REALLY FRIENDLY SERIAL KILLER ONCE?

"SHARKY, THE FRIENDLY SHARK (BUT NOT TOO FRIENDLY)."
 
WHAT'S THAT SHARKY?
 
TWO BOYS FELL OUT OF A BOAT?
 
THEY'RE DROWNING?
 
YOU'VE EATEN THEM ALREADY?
 
SHARKY, THE FRIENDLY SHARK (BUT NOT TOO FRIENDLY).
 
Yes, that is true.
 
I think the rule is more applicable to cannibals that serial killers.

Like if a cannibal has eaten 80 people and you've only eaten 19 other people before you eat him, then you really have eaten at least however many people that is.
 
That makes perfect sense and as a future cannibal I'll certainly remember it. I wonder how many people Scarlett has eaten?
 
I'm pretty sure she ate Kate Winslett, I couldn't tell them apart for like five years.
 
this isn't about a cat sandwich?

;)
mm
 
Serial killing = cannibalism = sex.

Remember what they said in Health class: When you kill/eat/sleep with someone, you're killing/eating/sleeping with everyone that person has killed/ate/slept with.

Why does most of this thread read like a Scientology recruitment meeting to me?
 
Listen. There's so much love and joy in life, it would be a real shame if you weren't accepted into the loving folds of Scientology.

Just let me get an energy reading, and we'll find out how much money you'll need to give us before you're better.
 
Scarlett hasn't been around for five years (okay she has) and she doesn't really look liek Kate Winslet but I'd eat her too.
 
CaptainWacky said:
NO I DON'T I FEAR THEM AND WHAT I MIGHT BECOME.
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I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU. I FEARED THE BREAD. IT WAS OK. OFFICER DIBBLE CURED ME AFTER THE PROSTATE EXAME.

I ONCE FEARED CATS LIKE YOU. AFTER I FORCED WILYKIT TO HAVE WATER SPORT WITH PANTHRO, I LAUGHED. I WAS CURED. ALL WAS OK.

I TOO LIKE ALL THE THINGS IN MY HEAD. EXCEPT FOR ALL THE ASSIMILATED PENGUINS AND CHIMPS, FOR THEY MAKE THE MOST LETHAL OF ALL BORG.

I LOVE YOU MY FRIEND. MY NAME IS KANE AND I AM A ROODY-POO CANDY-ASS.
 
Kate Winslet and Scarlett Johansson both has breasts.

SO

IF I THINK ABOUT THEIR BREASTS

IN MY HEAD

THAT MEANS

I HAVE BREASTS

IN MY HEAD

BECAUSE I ONLY KNOW THINGS EXIST DUE TO MY ABILITY TO PERCEIVE THEM

IN MY HEAD
 
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