I Like Eggs Mayonnaise Sandwiches

[headvoid]

Does this make me gay?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No. Just hungry for QUALITY MEAT.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I hate how all the sandwiches they sell at uni have mayonnaise.

 

[headvoid]

Eggs Mayo makes a good filling I hear

 

[Cassie]

lol.. eggs mayonnaise sammiches are delicious

 

[headvoid]

I like to Wolf them down! Gobble Gobble!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

!

 

[Grammour Boy]

you can't crack Eggs from top to bottom!?!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It makes you more human than any of us.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Well if weakling moron Jack can't do it, nobody can!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"GLURGLYGOOP I WANT TO CRACK EGGS JUST LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE..."

 

[CaptainWacky]

if gay people chose to be gay does that mean I chose to be a paedophile?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jade chose to be a racist simpleton!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I CHOOSE TO GO FOR A SHITE

 

[curiousa2z]

I'll ALERT THE PRESS!

 

[headvoid]

I think this is a new peak of gayness for me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about erect nipples?

 

[headvoid]

Simon Le Bon has got the ice cubes ready

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WHO DO YOU NEED, WHO WILL YOU LUV
WHEN YOUR PANTS COME UNDUNNNNNNNNNNNNN...