I like Ewoks

[headvoid]

I believe slushy snow is his nemesis.

 

[Lilac]

Yellow slushy snow?

 

[Gagh]

THEY MAKE GOOD VAMPIRE EXTRAS IN BUFFY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Diddy Kong is scared of Donkey Kong's reaction to ice cubes.

 

[Tisiphone]

And don't even get P. Diddy Kong started on those fuckers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE'LL POP A CUBE IN THEIR ASSES

 

[Tisiphone]

And then he'll turn to his girlfriend, Princess Peach, and be like "Bitch, you didn't see anything!"

 

[Mentalist]

Wickett was cute.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE EWOK REVOLUTION BEGINS

 

[Cassie]

WHAT'S THE EWOK BATTLECRY?

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT WON'T BE TELEVISED (EWOKS DON'T HAVE TV.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They would refuse to watch the rejiggered ROTJ with their big song at the end cut anyway.

 

[Mentalist]

DARTH WICKETT

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Ewoks would understand the new ending is better YES EVEN HAYDEN INSTEAD OF SEBASTIAN LOL.

 

[Yub]

NO WE DON'T UNDERSTAND LUCAS IS A RACE TRAITOR

 

[CaptainWacky]

No it was better.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It was better in most ways, but changing the Yub Yub song to a generic, new age-ish instrumental was cowardly.

If they wanted to change things that they thought were too cutesy, WHY DID THEY LEAVE JAR-JAR IN? All they needed to do was to let Clint Eastwood re-dub his part.

 

[Yub]

No it was better.

NO. IT SUCKED.

First reason: They blow up the Death Star and they're simultaneously partying across the Galaxy? Simultaneously??! I'll buy Tree Trunk Technology and Ewoks kicking Stormtrooper arse, But I won't buy that.

Second reason: Less Ewoks partying down, poppin' and lockin'.

Third reason: As previously mentioned, lame instrumental pan flute bit.

 

[Henoch]

Ewoks were pretty toddler oriented.

 

[Yub]

SO'S YOUR FACE