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I like my online friends but I wish I had real life friends too

I only need enough to cover a nominal bank transaction fee for my vast wealth in AFRICA.
 
^Nor me. Although funnily enough you would probably be the person who I've most likley walked past in the street!

Anyway, I know tons of people online as would be obvious given how long I've been around for but when it comes to friendship I consider the few people who I consider myself close friends with online just as important as my "real" friends.

I don't subscribe to the idea that just because you haven't shared the same air with somebody they have to be graded in a "lesser" friend bracket.

THEN COME ON MSN OR I'LL CUT MYSELF.
 
shaving?
 
NO. WITH CRYSTAL TEARS.
 
No strait edged razors for you.
 
It would be nice to have both. Still, I suppose there's some people who don't have real friends OR online.

I wish I had some real life friends as well. I usually hang out with my roommate/rocktar's friends.
 
Where did all the friends go that'd travel to England to beat up Gagh? I hate it when I lose friends without noticing and suddenly wonder "hey, what happened to Jimmy Doodlepants? And why was she called Jimmy anyway? Did I used to know..? I must've... you wouldn't have a name crop up like that without asking questions, surely?"
 
Where did all the friends go that'd travel to England to beat up Gagh? I hate it when I lose friends without noticing and suddenly wonder "hey, what happened to Jimmy Doodlepants? And why was she called Jimmy anyway? Did I used to know..? I must've... you wouldn't have a name crop up like that without asking questions, surely?"

I lied about having friends back then! ok? I lead a mostly empty, boring pathetic life! Happy now?
 
I've met dozens of online friends. Most of them at Elvis Costello shows. A few BBS friends have even slept on my couch. One lived with me on-and-off for 2 years.

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE?? WHAT MORE CAN I GIVE!!??

EVERYBODY LEAVE ME ALONE! :wah!:
 
Hey, where'd that smiley go? Hang on...
 
Also, if I show up at your house at 10:00 on the Tuesday night before Thanksgiving, will you get me drunk?
 
If you show up at mine, I sure as hell will. ;)
 
I'm drunk right now LOL! Two white Russians and 3/4ths a bottle of plum wine + a glass of German apple wine (way worse than I expected, never buying that again).
 
I'm drunk right now LOL! Two white Russians and 3/4ths a bottle of plum wine + a glass of German apple wine (way worse than I expected, never buying that again).
Grandma?
 
The next time I have an excuse to stop in LA on the way back to Boston, I'll get in touch.
 
I lied about having friends back then! ok? I lead a mostly empty, boring pathetic life! Happy now?

Sorry, I wasn't trying to put you on the spot. I was mostly talking to myself due to my shitty fever last night.
 
Sorry, I wasn't trying to put you on the spot. I was mostly talking to myself due to my shitty fever last night.

Its ok. Its not your fault, its that damn old thread bump function never letting me forget my retarded asshole past. When will you stop haunting me?:(
 
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