I like my online friends but I wish I had real life friends too

[Dr Dave]

You expected to learn something from reality tv, apart from how to whore ones self out?

 

[Loktar]

You expected to learn something from reality tv, apart from how to whore ones self out?

Yes.

*prepares to take notes on cooking from Top Chef*

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm unhappy but luckily it makes me feel like not eating.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Can you teach me that? My unhappiness makes me eat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just think about DEATH!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I DO!

 

[Dr Dave]

Think about Richard Simmons!

 

[FBI parte due]

DO COKE, PROBLEM SOLVED.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs should be able to get coke easily enough.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe smoking...

 

[FBI parte due]

Coke at least doesn't make you smell like a grandma.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It just gives you one big eaten-out nostril like a dead grandma.

 

[FBI parte due]

Nobody can tell, unless you're into NOSE SEX.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't let Johnny Nose find out!

 

[CaptainWacky]

why does no one care that they're going to die, rJfqeg

 

[FBI parte due]

The same reason people care they can't fly.

 

[Dr Dave]

Can't do anything about it.

 

[FBI parte due]

Don't care they can't fly, I meant.

 

[Cassie]

Just free base the coke, NOSE PROBLEM SOLVED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IF WE ALL COME TOGETHER.