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I like punching my own face

She's got a nice body, but her face is wrecked. What is Josh Duhamel thinking, when he works with the scrumptious Vanessa Marcil???
 
I'd kill for her body, and her voice........scrap the face tho
 
Kill her, cut her head off, and put your head on her body, then. It REALLY DOESN'T TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST TO FIGURE THIS STUFF OUT, YOU KNOW!
 
If only it were so easy:P
 
You could just work out like she does, then.
 
Or WANK OUT like I do!
 
No, working out is more efficient! She wanks enough as it is!
 
Yeah because everyone can everything if they put their mind to it, that's not just some FANTASY WORLD BULLSHIT.
 
CAPTAIN WANKY FOR PRESIDENT!
 
I LIKE CEMENTING MY HAND TO THE SINK!
 
I really was talking to Jethro.
 
Jethro... OR MUSLIM BACON OMG!?
 
I like punching my thigh. Does that count?
 
doesn't hurt as much
 
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