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I like Turtles!

I think the kid was taking the piss. I like him.
 
I think he was attracted to the reporter lady and spouted off about turtles to hide his massive erection.
 
I think that says more about you than it does him.
 
Or maybe the kid really likes turtles. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
 
I can't blame the kid. I mean, who doesn't like turtles? Honestly.
 
Rick Astley is my boyhood hero.
 
The fat and paunchy need a rock hero, too. Back in '88, Rosie O was crazy about him.
 
She should, since he's gayer than Clay Aiken or Donald Trump.
 
I don't like that Choclate Rain thing.
 
Don't encourage him.
 
Encourage? The Negro already has an over-sized ego as big as his puffy lips.
 
Did he admit that he's gay, or what?

Dude, do you listen to Preston and Steve in the mornings? I finally bucked up and bought an iPod Nano, so I downloaded like a month of podcasts. Not only is it the funniest show in creation, but it makes me homesick for Philly. :cry:
 
I'd whore myself out like that if it meant a few million and never having to work on someone else's terms again.
 
I liked Purple Turtles on the BBC home computer in about 1982.
 
Mario doesn't like turtles.

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Mario: Game Over is a good YouTube.
 
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