Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Mario's a fucking greaseball illegal immigrant plumber. Why do you think the Japs pawned him off on us? I mean, how fucking retarded were his parents, "Let's-a-see, our-a last-a name is-a Mahhrrio, I'm-a gonna name our-a boy, Mario!"
Mario Mario? This is why immigration SUCKS.
Mario Mario? This is why immigration SUCKS.