I liked the part where Anakin told R2 to stay with the ship while he went to murder the Separatist leaders

[CaptainWacky]

It was sweet and sad that Darth Vader didn't want his beloved droid watching him commit a load of murders. He was still Anakin then, before Obi-Wan burned his dick off.

 

[Dr Dave]

That was considerate.

 

[whisky]

Do you think if he hadn't he would have jojned in?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to see R2 fight Wat Tamobr to the death...

(Also Anakin only killed the younglings as a kindness so they wouldn't face long drawn out death by Stormtrooper.)

 

[whisky]

I imagine R2 uses his spark rod on him, and for a few seconds Wat speaks normally, then he realises he is stood in petrol

 

[Dr Dave]

R2 probably used his spark rod (also probably the name of his sex tape) a lot.

 

[Volpone]

Leia's the f-ed up one. Kisses her brother, chained up in a bikini, has a thing for choking, into torture by her gimp-suited Daddy...

 

[The Question]

That was one twisted-ass Princess. Lucky she never got her own lightsaber, the handle most likely woulda been a dildo. Probably had a sex droid named I-<3-69

 

[CaptainWacky]

R2 probably used his spark rod (also probably the name of his sex tape) a lot.

His sex tape is called "BEEP WHOOP WHISTLE BOOP".

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I feel like the thread title should end with PLUS DEVIOUS POTS AND PANS.

 

[Dr Dave]

That was one twisted-ass Princess. Lucky she never got her own lightsaber, the handle most likely woulda been a dildo. Probably had a sex droid named I-<3-69

She clearly had some issues.

His sex tape is called "BEEP WHOOP WHISTLE BOOP".

I was using the English translation.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what she said!

 

[The Question]

Some of the things she says make me think she's a derrty derrty hooer.