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I love mushrooms

Or shorter! Stretch a little!
 
You transend time, you can do that kinda thing.
 
a great man knows his limitations
 
make sure they grow in 3's then they are de-lis-ious!
 
Just not in 2's..

For it was River Tam who said "Two by two, hands of blue".
 
I do not like "pizza" mushrooms either.
rubbery minions of Satan.
 
--picked out from post my at lonaf--

Last night I treated myself to some comfort food. Don't they say feed a cold? I always feel the need to eat when I get a cold even when I'm not hungry. I think it's a seeking comfort thing rather than a nutrition thing.

Pizza from Johnny's (which is always thin crust, very yeasty with a sweet but spicy sauce) with mushrooms (cooked!! not raw hallelujah!) and black olives. Oh, and breadsticks (same pizza dough in lovely thick sticks rolled in crumbs and dripping in garlic butter served with same pizza sauce or spicy cheese).

Anyone who visits me is going to have at least one meal at Johnny's.
 
Burger with mushrooms & bacon = best evar.

supermushroom.jpg


MARIO THINGS FTW
 
My favorite pizza ever was what we used to call BOMB pizza.

Black
Olive
Mushroom
Bacon (streaky or breakfast style for the rest of us)

OH SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU!
 
I sometimes don't mind an olive in my martini.
 
Like sometimes you don't mind a finger up your ass?
 
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

mushroom mushroom
 
I think your head is already up yours.

So you couldn't see my ass.

Even if you tried to find my ass to fist it.

Which you couldn't do.

Because I wouldn't let you.

My ass has a chastity belt on it.

And is therefore impregnable.
 
A thong does not equal a chasity belt, lord what do they teach (or learn to speak your language) you people in the south?
 
Dr Dave said:
Damn Sniper Kitty



I think someone needs a fisting...

(someone=you)
Click to expand...
Wanna check for polyps?
You dont just hand out pills then.
 
I guess your people wear iron underwear all the time eh? No wonder you're always complaining about that chafed willie. :p
 
Doctors do not need iron underwear!
 
WITH THE WOMEN YOU RUN AROUND WITH YOU SHOULD!
 
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