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I love my new phone.

Cranky Bastard said:
I have an unactivated phone system in my G. I have an activated phone system in my E (they're cars).

The E has a touchy button.
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Some ppl don't speak Mercedes dear...
 
So we know Conchaga is neither black nor whigger.
 
Elantra and Galant?
 
No....nonono... Take Miss Tanner's cue: Mercedes E and G series.
 
Conchaga said:
How do you know the acronym 'CONUS'? Military?
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Navy brat. TQ, Sr. retarded from the Navy, then retarded from NIS just before they went to C.
 
So you're the guy that fucked up the Bay of Pigs.
 
Americans mobile phones are generally shit.

I meanwhile have all the whistles and bells and dont use them, plus have to carry a spare battery because the screen is so power hungry.
 
Yikes, what type of mobile do you carry?

I'm thinking of getting myself a blackjack.
 
A nokia E something I think? Its a flat thing.

I have to turn off blue tooth so that I dont get virus' and the battery doesn't run out. I travel by train a bit. I also use a 3G card in my laptop which kind of doubles up the need for a big flat mobile. Its all crap we dont need mainly. I spend more time checking crap than actually working.
 
But gadgets are fun and a way to measure your dick against the other guy!!
 
NO ONE beats a metal pocket protector with blinking lights.
 
The only really useful gadgets are dildos.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
NO ONE beats a metal pocket protector with blinking lights.
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Not unless they want to dent it and break the blinking lights, anyway.
 
Miss Tanner said:
The only really useful gadgets are dildos.
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Doesn't sound all that useful. Maybe in the way that a prosthetic leg is useful to someone who isn't an amputee, but who eats wax fruit when you can pick the real thing off the tree? Wait, that's not what... that's not what I meant by...

What I'm trying to say is, my strap-on is a built-in.
 
Two dicks are better than one?
 
Hell... I feel I might have opened the wrong door on that one...

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Yuh huh. See, "my strap-on is a built-in" is usually an instant between-the-eyes threadkill, and now you know why. :lol:
 
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