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I love Natalie Portman

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I experience feelings of what I can only describe as "love" towards the actress Natalie Portman.
 
You have told her, right? You should not keep these feelings for her secret.
 
She is very loveable.
 
I'm telling her now.
 
Is she pledging her undying devotion to your nose?
 
I'm waiting for her to post.
 
*checks watch*
 
She will come.
 
In more ways than one.
 
Yes that was implied.
 
Have you tried hot-air ballon skywriting?
 
I watched Garden State again on a whim (great soundtrack) and fell even more in love with Natalie than I was before! (not an easy task)


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Yes with her "WOULD NEVER EXIST IN REAL LIFE" character!
 
Are there too many quirky girls on the big screen? She and Zooey Deschenal have that down pat.
 
Just feel like bumping this to let Natalie know that I still love her in 2010 and it is actual real love no matter what you think and that love you THINK you feel for that person you actually know in real life and are possibly even married to is NOTHING compared to the pure love I feel for Natalie kthxbye.
 
I UNDERSTAND YOU.
 
im very unhappy.
 
Natalie makes me less unhappy.
 
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