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I love this pic

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Just for the look on Tom's face.

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FOUR OF THEM ARE DEAD NOW.
 
Like he knows a dirty secret.
 
he's just happy to get rid of the itchy beard
 
I don't even remember the guy on the right.
 
I MISS YOU, ALEX.
 
Pickett. He was mean to Kate and Sawyer when they were making the runway and was going to kill them, but Juliet killed him.
 
Perhaps he's happy cus he has a boner.
 
Nah, he's just fondly remembering throwing Nicholas Cage out of a party in Valley Girl.
 
He was in Con Air with Nic Cage too, WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
 
And he was the sheriff in the Dukes of Hazzard

BTW, is Johnny Knoxville gay or straight?

Sometimes its hard to tell
 
After a quick google it looks like he's straight, having apparently bedded Jessica Simpson.

Didn't she used to be some kind of virginal Britney Spears type figure?
 
I think so, I guess that was before she met him
 
Yeah, then she got married to some boy band dude. They had a reality show on MTV, and the entire world found out that she is a dipshit.
 
Isn't she all curvy now?
 
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