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I may need to take a break from the MF

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm burned out. I think I'm starting to feel how Gagh must have (except he has a life and human contact and his own credit cards and keys (NAME THAT REFERENCE) but still); I'm just going through the motions. SO NEEGL MPOOP

(I'll probably forget I even posted this and go back to normal tomorrow.)
 
It's the night. I feel empty too. They can't all be WHIZBANGERS LOL see nothin'.

Get some sleep (masturbate) and come out fighting (mastubating) tomorrow.
 
Ooohhh... come to The Tea Room and talk about kinky sex!

:D
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Does man-on-man action put a hitch in yer giddy-up? :D
 
PISSED OFF!
 
Meh.

(Not a comment on anyone's state of mind but my own at the moment.)
 
Man on man can cause a minor stirring in my penal regions but little more.
 
Penile, not penal. Unless you have a fucking PRISON TRAP down there too. :eek:
 
Did you ever see Oz? Some of that shit was hot.
 
Penal like when Janeway visited Tom Paris in jail in New Zealand and bribed him with sex to get him to come aboard Voyager.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Penal like when Janeway visited Tom Paris in jail in New Zealand and DRILLED him with A STRAP-ON to get him to come aboard Voyager.
Fixed.
 
That was implied.
 
Yes, but I'm HARDCORE (dull) and I like to TAKE IT TO THE X-TREME (need things spelled out like a chimp)
 
Janeway is sex.
 
She was hotter than Seven that's for sure, but not nearly as hot as T'Pol.
 
Seven was hotter than T'Pol, Janeway was hotter than Seven.
 
Kira was hotter than all of them, Jadzia was a little hotter than Kira.

Leeta was a kittenish sextoyplaything. Different category.

Trek was woefully lacking in hot fuckable men under 40. Ick.
 
Kira had a weird face.
 
Here eyes were big, and the butch haircuts didn't do her any favors. But I stood next to the actual Nana Visitor once, she's a cute little thing who sang and danced her little heart out on Broadway. And then Skin picked her up in the van and disappeared into the foggy night.
 
There's so many men I'd rather fuck that Kira.
 
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