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I may stop sucking dicks

Nope. Actually, I have a cold, and sucking with a stopped up nose just ain't fun for either party. ;)

As we hilariously found out yesterday.
 
I could see where that would be an issue. Truthfully it works both ways, because you need to be able to breathe in the clinches. That's why I had both my upper bicuspids removed: airholes.
 
Just come see me, I'll come so hard it will immediately clear out your sinuses.
 
Plus I got the giggles because he had these shorts on that were tied, and I couldn't get the knot undone, and he did it, and he said "it's like a bow," and I said "you wrapped it for me, like a gift." And then I started laughing harder and said "like a dick in the box." So, it just went downhill from there.
 
laughing during sex can be fun, and it can totally ruin the mood. Once I was in this marathon session that happened to take place in the overhead bed section of a cabover camper, and right when we got to that "Third gear" phase where it gets harder and more intense, I raised up a little too high and bonked the hell outta myself on the ceiling. Made an entirely different kind of "O" face, and both of us collapsed into a laughing fit. Actually had to pause for a while, got dressed and went and had a steak dinner at the casino next door, then came back and started over. Nice weekend overall, but that one moment was a showstopper...
 
Well, he started giggling too, and it didn't help that I was a tad high, so we just saved it for another time. I was laughing and said "Okay, game face," and he laughed, and he laughed when I was sucking him, so I started laughing again.

In case you hadn't guessed, I don't take sex seriously at all.
 
Sex is only serious during a drought, when you start seriously entertaining options that you know will be disastrous, like exes, or stalkers, or dubious pedigree people. It's like having beer goggles on all day long and without the pleasant buzz...
 
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