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Went sailing, fab time after a truly shocking few weeks. (I can't begin to tell you how bad)

Managed to try and recreate the Rio video but cannot show you it for fear you will all want to have rampant Simon le Bon sex with me. You are all, after all, human.

Now back to normality.
 
Remember when Data was going to have sex with spot, and Picard wouldn't let him, but Riker gave him a secret wink?
 
Remember when Bashir had to reconstruct Jadzia's vagina during the closing credits of "Looking for Parr'Mach in All the Wrong Places"?
 
Remember when they forced Odo to become a salad bowl and Kira said it was against her religion to eat radishes in "Ode to 5 a day"?
 
I remember that, and then she shat in the bowl and thumbed her nose at Quark.
 
Remember when Molly travelled back in time from the future and had full sex with O'Brien then said "oh, umm, I didn't know you were my dad" and O'Brien said "uhh, I didn't know you were my daughter" but they both totally did know but luckily Keiko was possessed by a Pah Wraith at the time (again!) and didn't remember anything about it?
 
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