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I might eat my lips

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What do we need lips for anyway?
 
To kiss Natalie's sweet, sweet lips!
 
Like that's ever going to happen. Unless it's a RAPE KISS.
 
!
 
Apocalypse has no lips.
 
THE EIGHT LIPS OF THE APPOCOLYPSE
 
It's decided then.
 
surrender.jpg
 
Cute.
 
Maybe
 
IT'S ALWAYS A BATTLE WITH YOU.
 
I don't mean it to be. I'll concede
 
Dont go changin...
 
It's okay, I was just making CAPS CONVERSATION.
 
HOW DARE YOU
 
YOU KNOW H OLD MY KEYBOARD IS? i'VE SPILLED SO MUCH BEER AND FOOD ON IT THAT ILL BE LUCKY IF I CAN KEY THIS KEY UNSTUCK NOW.

AT LEAST IT WASN'T SHIFT OR FOR GODS SAKES, CTRL!
 
Whew.
 
IF YOU CALL THE CMD KEY THE APPLE KEY, YOU DONT DESERVE A MAC OMG
 
I remember the 9 key wouldn't work on my old keyboard. SO I SHOT IT.
 
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