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I miss all the things i used to have

Henoch said:
I am glad you found...IT!:)

Nobody deserves happiness like markb IMO!;)
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Damn skippy! ;)
 
I'll never find it. I'm going to die an old spinstress with like fifty cats.:(
 
Henoch said:
I found...IT once.

IT...got away!:(
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That's what you get for using cheap handcuffs.
 
Miranda said:
I'll never find it. I'm going to die an old spinstress with like fifty cats.:(
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At least you have yer cats. :)
 
and with my luck i'll die and they'll eat me cause no one will come to find me.
 
Markb said:
That's what you get for using cheap handcuffs.
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No, IT found a female companion & married the SLUT!

Why the fuck a guy would marry a chick that sounds like Minnie Mouse is fuckin' beyond me!
 
Miranda said:
and with my luck i'll die and they'll eat me cause no one will come to find me.
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At least yer cats will have a good last meal. rejoice in their good fortune.:)
 
Forget about the damn cats!
 
Henoch said:
No, IT found a female companion & married the SLUT!

Why the fuck a guy would marry a chick that sounds like Minnie Mouse is fuckin' beyond me!
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Is that anyway to talk about Blazer Boy?
 
Miranda said:
Forget about the damn cats!
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Why? Perhaps it's their sexual desire to eat yer carcass & then fornicate with each other. It's possible IMO. Just don't disregard their sexual fantasies. Animals are sexual beings as well.:)
 
I think i'm going to go puke now.
 
And their tounges are quite raspy.
 
I'm going to upchuck now. Scuse me
 
What's Love got to do with it? What's love but secondhand emotion? Hey Randy, why did you edit your post from puke to upchuck?

Just curious (yellow)
 
This thread reminds me of The Wedding Singer when Sandler sings "Love Stinks"
 
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
 
I didn't it was a second post:P
 
Think Danny Devito on ecstacy.

No, on second thought, don't.
 
i weep for horny critters that are in the bondages of mortal pet owners & cannot sexually express themselves! :pissed:
 
They can express themselves sexual. Away from my eyes, and not on my bed. If I ain't getting lovin on my bed, ain't nobody else getting it either.
 
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