I missed my 6 year TK anniversary last Thursday

[Gagh]

WHAT NOW FOR THE WORLD?

 

[Daystrom]

Its been 9 years for me..

 

[Gagh]

You've hardly bothered for the last 4.

 

[Cassie]

Now we will shower you with the only love we know how to give, TKarma.

 

[Gagh]

I'd rather the thread peppered with meaningless tripe to be honest. That's the best love TK has given me over 6 years.

 

[Cassie]

FINE

 

[Gagh]

Don't get mad! It'd just be better if you went on some 6-8 line ramble about bananas inflitrating Street Fighter II, or something utterly random than a friendly green smear. The random rambles are much more fun, and you're good at them!

 

[Mentalist]

OR THIS

Spoiler

 

[Gagh]

Oh YES. Kelly Brook wins EVERY TIME.

 

[whisky]

Yes more of that please

 

[Cassie]

SANTA ATE ALL THE BANANAS. JANEWAY TRIED TO STOP HIM WITH HER BIONIC BUN BUT CHAKOTAY SAID "NO WAY BITCH THAT BANANA IS MINE!" SANTA WAS TOO QUICK FOR CHAKOTAY (OF COURSE). IN THE TWINKLE OF AN EYE SANTA WAS OFF WITH THE BANANAS THE FUCKER DIDN'T EVEN SHARE WITH RUDOLF. DATA AND GEORDIE TRIED TO REPLICATE THEM ON THE ENTERPRISE BUT ALL THEY GOT WAS PUDDING. DR PHLOX WAS FLUMMOXED WHEN ONE OF THE CREATURES IN HIS LAB GREW AN ENORMOUS PENIS AND BEGAN WAVING IT AT HIM SUGGESTIVELY.. DR PHLOX WAS COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT THE SUGGESTIONS HE THOUGHT THE GINORMOUS PENIS WAS MAKING. TURNS OUT HE JUST WANTED A BANANA!

 

[missmanners]

flirt flirt, kissy kissy, naughty suggestion, more flirting.


mm

 

[Mentalist]

CHAKOTAY SAT DOWN WITH A DEFEATED LOOK IN HIS EYES AND EVERYONE GASPED BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE CHUCKLES HAD ACTUALLY JUST CONVEYED AN EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO A SITUATION. A SHOCKING EVENT INDEED. JUST AT THAT MOMENT B'ELANNA BURST ON TO THE BRIDGE COMPLETELY NAKED COVERED IN LEOLA ROOT STEW WITH NEELIX BEHIND HER WAVING A SPATULA CLAD IN ONE OF TUVOK'S RIBBED CONDOMS. EVERYONE LOOKED AT TOM WHO CALMLY GOT UP FROM THE HELM AND PASSIONATELY KISSED HARRY. THE DOCTOR MEANWHILE WAS IN SICKBAY AND HAD LOST HIS EMITTER SO DECIDED TO TRANSFER HIMSELF TO ITS LOCATION. AND AS IF THE PRECEDING EVENTS HAD NOT BEEN STRANGE ENOUGH IT WAS ALL FORGOTTEN WHEN HE ARRIVED ON THE BRIDGE WITH HIS SHOULDER ATTACHED TO JANEWAY'S CROTCH.

BANANA'S!

"AND.. THAT'S A RAP!" SAID MANNY COTO WHO IN THIS ALTERNATIVE DIMENSION HAD BEEN IN CHARGE OF SEASON SEVEN AFTER BRANNON BRAGA AND RICK BERMAN HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED AND RAPED IN THAT VAN TWO YEARS PREVIOUSLY.

 

[Gagh]

I can certainly say, after reading one term I thought I'd never see at LoNAF, we now have one here: "Tuvok's ribbed condoms".

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wait, 9 years, Day?

 

[Daystrom]

Yep, 9 years.

 

[FBI parte due]

That's older than my niece, by a factor of three!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And TK's only existed since 2001.

 

[Daystrom]

..and how long have you been around Wacky?

 

[Tisiphone]

Since the dawn of time.