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I MUST ACQUIRE SOUP

Ishcabittle

Ishcabittle

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THHERE IS A MISSION I MUST ATTEND TO, DEAR READERS. A MISSION OF GREAT IMPORT.

SOUP.

SOUP INDEED, DEAREST READERS. SOUP INEDEED, FOR MY LEADY FREISDN AT HOME CALLED JUST NOW, AND SHE WAS ALL, "Hey, can you bring home some soup? Go to that thai place, i want lemongrass..." AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "Sure, hon."

CAN YOU BELEIEVE THAT?> AND LIKE THAT I WAS CHARGED WITH A SACRED QUEST. NOT EVEN DEAMONES CAN KEEP ME FROM BY GOAL. NOT EVEN A SEVEN HEADED HYDRA, NOR A POISION TAILED WYVERN, NOT EVEN A BLACK, ACID BREATHING DRAGEON CAN KEEP ME FROM THE MOST SACRED AND HOLY SOUP.

MAYBE I'LL GET SOME TOFU FOR MYSELF.

MAYBE.
 
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH LEMONGRASS TOFU SOUP, YOU COCK-EYED (good pun that, you like to look o.O) JERK-ASS PERSON GUY? IT'S NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE WHAT KIND OF SOUP MAKES MY PERSONAL VAGINA HOLDING LADY FRIEND LIEKS, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

LISTEN. I'M ONLY SHOULTING BECAUSE I'M STREESSSED OUT AT THE WORKING PLACE, THERE'S NO NEED TO ATTACK MY VEGGIE-TYPING LIFESTYLE JJUST BECAUSE YOU TODN'T CARE FOR LEMONGRASS. PRICK.
 
I had soup for dinner, but it had meat in it.

I TOLD THE BUM WHO BROKE INTO MY HSOUE TO GET HIS DIRTY MEAT OUTTA MY SOPU!!!
 
CaptainWacky said:
THE SLEEP OF THE JUST
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Great Elvis Costello song!

And Ish, I heartily apologize if I offended. It's just that... *snicker* ...LEMONGRASS SOUP IS FAGGIER THAN MY LEFT GAY NUT ON PRIDE DAY LOL BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA I mean I'll try to be more sensitive to your vegetarian vaginatrix-type significant other and her ingestinational proclivities.

:ham: :smooch:
 
Okay Eggs. You've had it now. That soup was not for me, that was for my girl, and if you're calling her a faggot, you're sorely mistaken. She's a FUCKING QUEEN.

hmm.

okay, i boughht faggy soup. i don't think, however, that the thai dude at the pickup counter was thinking, "Harumph, lemongrass soup, what a queer." He was more like, "God damn round-eye asshole, give me your stupid bullshit money and take your meal that I left pubic hairs in." So there.
 
YES YOU DO OR THEY WILL SUMMON THE GREAT TOFUJISAN CHARDZILLA MONSTER TO SUCK ALL THE MEAT OFF YOUR BONES AND TURN IT INTO UNBLEACHED PONCHOS THAT ARE ROUGH TO THE TOUCH.
 
Please, those silly hippies are too busy smokeing pot and driveing their bus around to do anything like that.

Fucking hippies...
 
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