Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
FACT: 50% of all US patients are MISDIAGNOSED!
That's the same odds of your marriage ending in divorce!
FUCK THE QUACKS!
That's the same odds of your marriage ending in divorce!
FUCK THE QUACKS!
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I need a smoke.
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Loktar
Internet God
FACT: DARK PICKLE MAKES UP STATISTICS OUT OF THIN AIR!
FACT: DARK PICKLE IS ACTUALLY A KUMQUAT.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Wrong. I learned that in sociology 
Loktar
Internet God
Wrong. I learned that in sociology
Bah! Don't lecture me about sociology. I took so many sociology courses in college I probably could have got a minor in it.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Then you should know that already.
Oh wait, did you go to some Catholic college that taught you the most common element in the universe is JESUS?
Oh wait, did you go to some Catholic college that taught you the most common element in the universe is JESUS?
Loktar
Internet God
Then you should know that already.
Oh wait, did you go to some Catholic college that taught you the most common element in the universe is JESUS?
Nope. I went to SUNY Potsdam.
Dark Pickle
Fucked Off
Well then again: you should know already then!
I didn't take a lot of soc, but what I did take, I loved. It gave me scientific validation for being the cynical bastard I've been since childhood.
I was a little torn between that and psych, but my prof told me they were practically interchangeble, which made me smile!
Fuck, I need to get back in school!
I didn't take a lot of soc, but what I did take, I loved. It gave me scientific validation for being the cynical bastard I've been since childhood.
I was a little torn between that and psych, but my prof told me they were practically interchangeble, which made me smile!
Fuck, I need to get back in school!
Loktar
Internet God
My mom tells me I should go back to school. Get a degree I can use to get a better paying job.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I want to have a degree just for the sake of having one, and the knowledge and enrichment it would bring me.
But having a decent job would be nice too
But having a decent job would be nice too
Loktar
Internet God
I want to have a degree just for the sake of having one, and the knowledge and enrichment it would bring me.
But having a decent job would be nice too
Yeah I have a History degree. Hasn't done squat for me.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
You could ummmm....teach history?
Loktar
Internet God
I'd need a teaching degree as well. I started to do the teaching degree actually but was dropped from the program due to a low GPA.
Towlie
Registered User
Too much weed?
Loktar
Internet God
I wish.
Towlie
Registered User
Too much DuckSex?
Loktar
Internet God
Yes.
Towlie
Registered User
One can never have too much DuckSex!
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Sorry to hear it. I wish you the best of luck in this endeavor!
Loktar
Internet God
What endeavor? To die a lonely, bitter, angry, unloved virgin? I seem to succeeding at that. WOOT?
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