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I need an assistant

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
and have been fielding alot of applicants, including this recent one:


RESIMAY


To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can s tart emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.



brian.jpg









My response:...
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.
 
:D
 
Looks like he was shining his shoes with his chin again...

Can I have him when you're done? :D
 
Of course! :D
 
That guy seems familiar.
 
he doesn't have a hairy chest which is why I gave him up so easily to Eggs and Im scared to click on that link. swear by Man U that its safe!
 
oh, gods, it's Luci, isn't it!
 
Sexay.
 
How about MERV PUMPKINHEAD?
 
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