I need cheering up....

[Friday]

...like I never needed cheering up before.

Does anyone have any good jokes? Words of encouragement? A big fat LOSER sign I can wear? Anything?

 

[Tyrant]

You shall find eternal bliss within the bosom of death, like everyone and everything else.

THE END.

 

[Tyrant]

Pep talk is not my forte.

 

[Gonad]

K I read 'blossom' not 'bosom' but both work. Where is LC when you need her?

 

[Friday]

Thanks, guys. Damn, I wish I could drink. Fuck it, I just might anyway.

 

[Tyrant]

Thanks, guys. Damn, I wish I could drink. Fuck it, I just might anyway.

TOKE UP INSTEAD

 

[Friday]

I would, but I'm waaaaaaaaay out of practice, and I wouldn't know where to score any weed, anyway.

At least I know where the liquor store is. Oh, I'll definitely end up in the hospital with a humongo pancreas, but fuck do I care right now? At least i can score some morphine there. Then I'll be so zonked nothing else will matter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could die in the night, so every day you wake up alive is a gift, a precious gift that should be cherished.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL I GOOGLED PANCREAS AND THIS PIC OF JARED LETO CAME UP BECAUSE OF TEH SPANISH WORD "PÀNCREAS" LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

that's gotta hurt!