I NEED STUFF TO DO

[Cassie]

Sandra Bullock doesn't age!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES SHE DOES, BUT SLOWLY

 

[Cassie]

Her tits still look perky!

 

[Douche Pukehole]

She is the next step in human evolution.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie.

 

[Cassie]

BORKED!

 

[Gagh]

I THINK YOU SHOULD FLOAT ABOVE NICKY CAMPBELL'S HEAD FOR THREE HOURS A DAY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I used to love Sandra B, but then she produced that George Lopez sitcom. I still haven't forgiven her for that.

 

[Dr Dave]

You should go for a walk.

 

[CaptainWacky]

give me stuff to rank

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm pretty rank right now (seriously, I need a shower)

 

[Mentalist]

I might kill somebody for a laugh.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That would be inadvisable. If you attempt to ignite a petroleum product on this ship at zero hundred hours, you will activate the fire suppression system, which would seal off this entire compartment.

 

[Dirk Funk]

"All good things...." FTW.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Attempt to shave a crocodile with a butter-knife!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELL FUCK YOUSE ALL

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky seems mad.