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i need to collect my thoughts on the ishcabittle

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
so - the ishcabittle - here it comes whatchout whoo!!

i'm excited, in a fervor, whatever. i'm not shitting my pants or anything, but the most logical step for ishcabittle to take is to shake the paradigm of mobile sexiness on it's ear.

so let's presume you're into ishcabittle products. you have a whip, some chains, and a sex swing in various stages of pro or consumer. you've spent money to get your sex life together, and then here comes the ishcabittle. how is ishcabittle going to create incentive enough for you to spend more money?

most people's expectations are low... it will be a device for naked webchats. it will be a larger ishcabittle touch with proprietary applications and a whole new app store to support it. it will be a touch plaything, nothing else.

well i can't afford to buy a plaything. i need something that i can work on, as well as play. i don't think that the ishcabittle will be a plaything, any more than my shower massage is a plaything. in fact, i think the ishcabittle will be something that can replace my vibrator as the thing i haul around all day.
 
lol @ vibrator
 
I do'nt know what it is!
 
IT'S PURE SEX!
 
This thread warms my cockles.
 
I bet you have an ishcabittle in your pocket!
 
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