I need to make SERIOUS longterm, detailed plans concerning my masturbatio habits

[CaptainWacky]

Wanking is the best thing in life.

Life doesn't last forever.

I can't take wanking for granted anymore. I can't just let a half-hearted wank pass. Every wank MUST be good and I MUST wank as often as possible. Let's say I have 50 years left (I probably have less as I'm pretty sure I'll die at 34 of a heart defect I never knew about.) Actually, let's just plan by the year.

365 days in a year. Obviously, I could simply try for one wank a day on average (two some days, none on others) to bring me to a reasonable 365 wanks a year.

HOWEVER, that's not really good planning at all. I can burn myself out by wanking too much, so I have to pace them. I also need to allow myself time to discovered new masturbation material, because if I'm just robotically wanking to the same stuff every day then it's not worth it at all.

I really need to draw up a schedule with pie charts and graphs.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You could also explore different techniques. There used to be a site that had loads of ways that are supposed to make it more enjoyable.

 

[Cassie]

Are you training for the masturbation Olympics? I hear you can't win the gold unless you can wank to a Sweating to the Oldies dvd marathon.

 

[Gagh]

I really need to draw up a schedule with pie charts and graphs.

We can always get you off with a few pointers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, I have my own specified technique, anything else and there's no way I'd be able to get off.

I'm not like normal people.

 

[Cassie]

Is the cat's paws grip painful?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll see tonight.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I am no longer the Chart King of the Mine Field.

LONG LIVE THE KING!

 

[Cassie]

Patiently waiting for the Cat's Paws update!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh, I have my own specified technique, anything else and there's no way I'd be able to get off.

I'm not like normal people.

Curious... *raises eyebrow*