I need to write a book

[Tisiphone]

"He's Just Sort of Into You, But He's Confused, So Tell Him to Shit or Get off the Pot."

You think I got a best-seller there?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll ghost write it for you. Can there be lions in it?

 

[Tisiphone]

Absolutely, so they can rip his throat apart.

 

[StringTheorist]

What about robots?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Loktar]

"He's Just Sort of Into You, But He's Confused, So Tell Him to Shit or Get off the Pot."

You think I got a best-seller there?

I'd buy it.

 

[Hambil]

Alternative title "101 signs women ignore that their man is gay."

 

[CaptainWacky]

Harry Potter was written by Jesus.

 

[Tisiphone]

With his Jesus Stick?

 

[CaptainWacky]

With his cock, yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's a cocky thing to do.

 

[Loktar]

Not for a guy whose cock of the walk-ing on water.

 

[Tisiphone]

I bet he rocks out with his cock out.

 

[Loktar]

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