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I need

Mirah

I love you
Vanilla Ice Cream
 
No. Hmmm Now I need more.
 
SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOO
 
Scooby would soooo piss me off right now. LOL.
I just made gluten free brownies and I need some
vanilla ice cream to go with them.
But then I tasted them and realized
I need something more.

Like REAL FUCKING BROWNIES YOU ASSHOLES! AND A FUCKING CIGAR! I WANT A FUCKING CIGAR YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING NO GOOD SHIT FOR BRAINS ZOMBIE! GET OUT OF MY LIVING ROOM!
 
Why are you going gluten free? WHAT DID GLUTEN EVR DO TO YOU?
 
Why are you going gluten free? WHAT DID GLUTEN EVR DO TO YOU?

Nothing. I just don't want gluten all the time. you can't hang out with the same people all the time. Sometimes ya gotta be like, "Hey gluten, I don't want to hang with you today" And glutten is like "WTF DUDE, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? aRE YOU hIGH OR SOMETHING?!"

Something like that
 
I got ice cream. Now my needs are met, my wants are satisfied.
 
I got ice cream. Now my needs are met, my wants are satisfied.

I just ate chinese & i'm now drinking coke zero, but i still have needs & wants. What is your secret to being satisfied with so little?
 
I just ate chinese & i'm now drinking coke zero, but i still have needs & wants. What is your secret to being satisfied with so little?

Being High.
Just kidding.
I just got out of the desert.
So I learned to be thankful for what I have.
Just kidding.
I love you.
Not Kidding.
Are you satisfied yet?
 
Are you satisfied yet?

Not yet, but perhaps later when i self medicate myself with vodka. I wonder what that would taste like with vanilla ice cream as a mixer? ;)
 
OMg, I just had Chinese too. HE WAS DELICIOUS.
 
I NEED ICE CREAM FLAVOURED ICE CREAM
 
CALL ME! CaptainWAcky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I just ate chinese & i'm now drinking coke zero, but i still have needs & wants. What is your secret to being satisfied with so little?

I just had salmon, rice, grilled vegetables, and strawberry/vanilla/chocolate ice cream.
 
I am eating tater tots.
 
Leftover sphaghetti.
 
Sunday afternoon whatever with the kids.

Chocolate chip pancakes and the rest of the bottle of shiraz. Surprisingly good together.
 
Had half a chicken salad sandwich for breakfast (I'm on weird food time) and haven't a clue what to fix for dinner when I get home.

I wants me some snackies while I'm captioning, though. RAWR
 
You should have picked some up on your way to work.
 
u shud take ur own advice
 
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